Quote of the Week...

The latest quote from Alexander:

Alexander: "Poopy head"
Mommy: "Alexander, we don't say words like that"
Alexander: "No Mom I can say potty words like this because Veronica said it, not me."
Mommy: "I understand Veronica said it, but you do not have to repeat it to me"
Alexander: "Okay Mommy I won't call you a poopy head"

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Latest quote from our dear, sweet Alexander:

• "I no care, Mom!" - his response to me now when I ask him to do something or that it's time for bed/brushing teeth/clean-up
  

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Here are some quotes from this week:

• "Mommy, I didn't fight with you this morning. Right?" - said Monday morning on the way to school after a very cooperative morning getting ready
• "Mommy, you're so proud of me for going pee in the potty" - which I was.
• "Thank you, Mommy, for cleaning me" - after bathtime
• "WOW, that was AWESOME" - and I have no idea what he was referring to
• "I gotta pee!" - reminds me of Forrest Gump
  

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Here are some quotes from this week:

"Mommy, I like dinner. I like Curious George. I like preschool. I like potty. I like everything the first time, Mommy" (said in a random fast-paced blur)

"That's cool, Mimi" (talking to Mimi about her day or what she was going to have for dinner, I don't recall)

"Mommy, I just wanted new jammies, so look at what I did" (after he emptied all of his drawers and stood butt-naked surrounded by all of his pajamas)

Simon Says...

In the car this morning, while driving to school, Alexander starting playing "Simon Says" with himself.

"Simon says touch your head, simon says touch your hair, simon says touch your nose..."

Then he asks me if I would play along with him.

"Mommy play with me...Simon says touch your head. Simon says touch your bum. Simon says touch your penis".

OKAY.....Time out.

I explain to Alexander that we don't want to use that as part of Simon says games and we should keep them. I also had to explain to him that I don't have a penis and since not all of his friends have one that he really doesn't have to use that in the game as he doesn't want to make his friends feel left out.

Oh the joys of a boy!

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One of the most random quotes, conversation took place right after bedtime books:

Alexander: "But Mommy, I'm a nice guy"
Mommy: "oh really?"
Alexander: "yeah everyone knows"

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Latest Quote while driving in the car today:

Alexander: "Mommy, do you have a penis?"
Mommy: "Nope"
Alexander: "oh, okay. Well I do and it's big"

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Here is my favorite quote from this week:

"I will never ever do it again" - when asked if he will run away from Mommy in a store (and this is right after he just ran away)

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We have a few more fun/entertaining quotes from this week:

1. "Mommy, I am going to sleep in my bed alllll night to make you Mommy proud" - said completely out of the blue without any prompting. This is one of my favorites however he didn't spend the whole night in his room
   
2. "Yes, Mommy, I hear you" - when asked if he had his listening ears on and if he heard me since he was still being fresh
3. "I would like just a smidge of milk" - when asked how much milk he wanted
4. "I'm just chillin" - when asked what he was doing
   

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"Mommy, I not feeling really really well. I threw out on my pants, so I got new ones. Check 'em out" - Getting sick at school on Friday and how he didn't feel all that well

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New Quote of the Week:

(This one occurred as we were driving home from school on Friday - right after I picked him up because he got sick)

"Mommy, I got a sick belly and threw out on my sneakers. This means I need to go home and watch dvds"

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Quote of the Week (warning it's a doozy)

Alexander: Mommy, my penis is huge!


That is all...