Simon Says...

In the car this morning, while driving to school, Alexander starting playing "Simon Says" with himself.

"Simon says touch your head, simon says touch your hair, simon says touch your nose..."

Then he asks me if I would play along with him.

"Mommy play with me...Simon says touch your head. Simon says touch your bum. Simon says touch your penis".

OKAY.....Time out.

I explain to Alexander that we don't want to use that as part of Simon says games and we should keep them. I also had to explain to him that I don't have a penis and since not all of his friends have one that he really doesn't have to use that in the game as he doesn't want to make his friends feel left out.

Oh the joys of a boy!